Duck huntin

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Billy-Bob awakes and decides to go duck hunting. He wakes Mary-Lou, and says, "Mary-Lou, ah'm goin duck huntin. You got three choices.
1 You come duck huntin with me.
2 I screw your ass.
3 You blow me off.
A'hm gonna put the guns and the beer and the dog in the truck. You better had decided when ah git back."

After 30 minutes or so, he returns, and asks Mary-Lou what it's going to be.

"Well Billy-Bob, I ain't goin duck huntin, and you sure as hell ain't screwin me in the ass again, so I guess I'll blow you."

So Billy-Bob gets out his pecker and Mary-Lou gets down to it. She's only been at it a few seconds when she spits and gags and says "Jesus Billy-Bob, your dick is rancid, I ain't ever tasted anything so shitty!"

Billy-bob replies
"That God-damned dog didn't wanna go duck huntin either.....