The Hunter and the Priest and St Peter!

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One day a Priest asked the best Hunter in the village if he could come shooting with him and he said OK!
As soon as they got up the mountain 2 ducks flewt past: The hunter fired 2 shots and missed and screamed ....................F*CK my aim!
The Priest said to the hunter DON'T SWEAR because St Peter doesn't like it and will punish you!
The hunter said and what will St Peter do and started laughing!

All of a sudden a big hare jumped out from behind the bushes and the hunters started firing and missed again and yelled .....F*CK MY AIM!!!!!!!
The priest said to the hunter stop that: St Peter will punish you!
The hunter said BIG DEAL!

About 5 minutes latter a wild pig ran in front of the hunter and he fired 10 shots and missed again! The hunter threw the gun to the ground and started jumping on it and yelling! F*CK MY AIM! F*CK MY AIM! over and over again: ALL of a sudden it started getting dark and storm clouds started forming and Hunter said what's going on? And the Priest said you see St Peter will punish you! NOW looks what going to happen to you my friend: The hunter started to get worried and started shaking!
Out of now where a HUGE lighting bolt came out of the sky and hit the................................PRIEST knocking him to the ground in flames!

Then a VERY DEEP LOW VOICE came out of the SKY and said!
......................F*CK MY AIM TOO!

cheers! DP!
PS Happy New UNITED and ONE Cyprus!