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100%cypriot
Warnings : 4
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* You met him in prison.
* During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
* He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
* He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
* He tells you that he's never told a lie.
* He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."
* A prison guard is shaving your head. |
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brother
Warnings : 3
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Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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100%cypriot
Warnings : 4
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| Read it and understand it brother |
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brother
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| 100%cypriot wrote: |
| Read it and understand it brother |
Nope, still not getting it.  |
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100%cypriot
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brother
Warnings : 3
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OK my blond moment is over and i finally got it, i forgot to read the lawyer bit.  |
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100%cypriot
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city
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lol @bro !  sorry.... |
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brother
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| city wrote: |
| lol @bro ! sorry.... |
No problems city, missed not having you around lately.  |
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city
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| Thank you |
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depurple
Warnings : 1
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Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 2876
Location: Australia
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Q: How do you know a lawyer is lying?
A: When he opens he mouth!
cheers |
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