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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:05 am    Post subject: Sadness at the cemetery Reply with quote

[My thanks to Hilary of Melbourne, Australia for the following joke]
Isaac was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Rifka dies. At the cemetery, Isaac's friends and family are appalled to see that the headstone reads: -
"Here lies Rifka, wife of Isaac Levy, MCIM, Post Graduate Diploma in Marketing and Marketing Director of Quality Marketing Services Ltd."
Isaac was standing in front of Rifka's grave reading the headstone when he suddenly burst into tears.
His brother says to him, "I'm not at all surprised that you find this distasteful. It's right that you should cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on our Rifka's headstone."
Through his tears, Isaac sobs, "You don't understand. They left out the phone number."
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isaac sounds Jewish ... he must be a jew!
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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