Sadness at the cemetery

zan · Mukhtar/is Joined: 31 Dec 2005 Posts: 962

[My thanks to Hilary of Melbourne, Australia for the following joke]
Isaac was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Rifka dies. At the cemetery, Isaac's friends and family are appalled to see that the headstone reads: -
"Here lies Rifka, wife of Isaac Levy, MCIM, Post Graduate Diploma in Marketing and Marketing Director of Quality Marketing Services Ltd."
Isaac was standing in front of Rifka's grave reading the headstone when he suddenly burst into tears.
His brother says to him, "I'm not at all surprised that you find this distasteful. It's right that you should cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on our Rifka's headstone."
Through his tears, Isaac sobs, "You don't understand. They left out the phone number."

stavrizatz · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:15 am Post subject:

Isaac sounds Jewish ... he must be a jew!

100%cypriot · Ministerial Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 2181

brother · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:08 pm Post subject:

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