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Marina2005

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:39 am    Post subject: The homeless women Reply with quote

This was sent to me by a very very good friend............. (I love it Smile )


My wife was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked for a couple of dollars for dinner.
She took out her wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told her.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" she asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" my wife asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," she said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
She said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine." high 5
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Leyla

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Nice one Marina!

PS! Hey, don't forget the Eurovision semi-final tonight! Worthy of a laugh or four for sure Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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100%cypriot
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile Smile Smile
Received the 'same' in German yesterday but the other way round Smile

Last sentence:
It's important for my wife to see how a man looks who gave up beer, football, golfing and sex.
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100%cypriot
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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