Fruit Polos

Marina2005 · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject: Fruit Polos

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren using a bowl of fruit Polo's.

He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began to say :

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could

identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue - it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled :

"Oh My God, they're arseholes!"

depurple · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:57 pm Post subject:

Good one Marina mou!
there is a slightly similar joke i heard!

Its about the child saying to her mother!
"Mommy I hate Daddy's Guts"
she replies!
"Shut up and keep eating!"
cheers

brother · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject:

@marina joke

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