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Marina2005

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:09 am    Post subject: The Worlds shortest Fairytale! Reply with quote

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping,
drank Martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to
cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was
never farted on.


The End

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city

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Marina mou, where do you get all these jokes from lately? Smile
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Marina2005

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

city wrote:
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Marina mou, where do you get all these jokes from lately? Smile


Hi City mou,

People send them to me and I post the ones I like best. Wink

Have you noticed that only you sent a comment, not even brother put a smiley face.......................wonder why the men did nt have anything to say????? Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Brother only just saw it,

Joke from me.

Once a women was waiting for a man she had been dating for years to ask her to marry him......but he never and instead asked her to just leave it as be.

Feeling something is better than nothing she agreed so he got to live on his own, eat takeaway, drink loads, hang with his mates all the time, have all the best boy toys and could fart and burp as he pleased and only ever needed to see his women when he was horny. Wink Laughing Laughing
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Marina2005

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

brother wrote:
Very Happy Brother only just saw it,

Joke from me.

Once a women was waiting for a man she had been dating for years to ask her to marry him......but he never and instead asked her to just leave it as be.

Feeling something is better than nothing she agreed so he got to live on his own, eat takeaway, drink loads, hang with his mates all the time, have all the best boy toys and could fart and burp as he pleased and only ever needed to see his women when he was horny. Wink Laughing Laughing


Did you just make that up????? Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marina2005 wrote:
brother wrote:
Very Happy Brother only just saw it,

Joke from me.

Once a women was waiting for a man she had been dating for years to ask her to marry him......but he never and instead asked her to just leave it as be.

Feeling something is better than nothing she agreed so he got to live on his own, eat takeaway, drink loads, hang with his mates all the time, have all the best boy toys and could fart and burp as he pleased and only ever needed to see his women when he was horny. Wink Laughing Laughing


Did you just make that up????? Wink


Marina mou would i do that........ermmmm....yes Embarassed But its good....yes...no. Laughing
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Marina2005

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU COPIED ME...........YOU SORE LOSER YOU. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marina2005 wrote:
YOU COPIED ME...........YOU SORE LOSER YOU. Wink



Laughing Laughing Laughing What ever gave it away. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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