THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Marina2005 · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:24 am Post subject: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!! Wink

stavrizatz · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:48 am Post subject:

oh really, all this time I though FUCK was the most functional word of the english vocap. There has been even a documentary discussing the functionality and use of the word fuck. The documentary is called "F*CK".

But Marina, i think you are right, shit is more fuctional than fuck because every object can be replace by the word shit, where fuck is a verb and the word fuck has different meaning according to the emotions.

Anyway, now I know the most functional phrase:

Fucking Shit!!!

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depurple · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject:

Marina you forgot the most famous one!

Same SHIT different DAY!

There is also an Aussie one that says:
"UP Shit creek in a Barb Wire canoe" and one more which I would like to use on a few Politicians:
"Shit for BRAINS!"
Good work Marina mou! cheers!
PS This Cyprus Stalemate is giving me the shits!

Sago · Senior Villager Joined: 10 Nov 2005 Posts: 101

A prorfesors view

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atk1Z2BTvfo

Leyla · Mukhtar/is Joined: 14 Apr 2006 Posts: 612

@ Marina.

The ones I like the most are "Same shit, different Island" and "No shit Sherlock?!".

thebrix · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject:

city · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject:

on the same 'topic' : Smile

(no offence to anyone intended)

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

* Taoism: Shit happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens."
* Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
* Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
* Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
* Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
* Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
* Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
* Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
* Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
* Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
* Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
* Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
* Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
* Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
* Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
* Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
* Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all shit.
* Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
* Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
* Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
* Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
* Darwinism: This shit was once food.
* Capitalism: That's MY shit.
* Communism: It's everybody's shit.
* Feminism: Men are shit.
* Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
* Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
* Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
* Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
* Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
* Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
* Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
* Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
* Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
* Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
* Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
* Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
* Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
* Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
* Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
* Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
* Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
* Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
* Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
* Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
* Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Atheism: What shit?
* Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
* Nihilism: No shit.
* And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

stavrizatz · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject:

Oops, you didn't talk shit about orthodoxy, city.

I can take it in two ways,

either...
orthodoxy is not worth shit
or
orthodoxy is top shit, better than other religions Rolling Eyes

brother · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:34 am Post subject:

@sh*t thread.

Marina2005 · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:42 am Post subject:

Hehe this thread is good shit guys...... Wink

Marina2005 · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:44 am Post subject:

PS
Dep.......... I love the saying "same shit different day" Smile

How the hell did I forget that one!!

Hillary · Village guest Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 2

This word is not common for me....

Hillary

brother · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject: