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Dhavlos
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

we used to go to my dads aunties house every few months for dinner, and this one time she had rabbits....so me and my brothers (about 10yrs old) were like 'wow can we feed them?' she was like, yeh help yourselfs...then her neighbour(her boyfriend Wink ) came round before we had dinner, and took them away (without us knowing) whilst we were watching tv....dinner was ready in a flash, and we had really nice rabbit...then after dinner, we thought we would see how the rabbits were going, to find they had dissappeared Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe! Bless your little 10 years old selves, it must have come as a bit of a shock!! The funny thing is that they think their doing something extra special for you, " here's some freshly killed animal just for you...", and if you got to choose it yourself, Bonus!!! Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Time to get married then like a good cypriot girl...hehehehehehe Laughing Laughing[/quote]

Lol, Oh i'm way past it in the 'Good Cypriot girl getting married" calender!! Smile
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Alexios

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The point is CR are there any good cypriot girls still around to marry??Smile I hope you find one somewhere anyway...SmileSmileSmile
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Marina2005

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexios wrote:
The point is CR are there any good cypriot girls still around to marry??Smile I hope you find one somewhere anyway...SmileSmileSmile


What do you mean by that??

PS I vote you get rid of Salvador...............terrible moustache!)
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes what do you mean by that:
I want a bad and wicked Cypriot girl!
When I'm good I'm good But when I bad I'm better!
Marina I think he means good SINGLE Cypriots girls:
MY cousin Mario says the best girl are the married one they have all the experience:
Don't know the only married women I have been with are my own ones:
OH Yes and my koumbara Koulla from Egypt But she was married and didn't have any kids:
When she did get pregnant they said her son looked more like me that my Koumbaro:
Strange world we live in!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know why Jesus was not born in Cyprus???
Because they couln't find a virgin and 3 wise men!!!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
Leave my Salvador alone....
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexios wrote:
Do you know why Jesus was not born in Cyprus???
Because they couln't find a virgin and 3 wise men!!!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
Leave my Salvador alone....


That is a horrible thing to say Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

As for Salvador..............HE'S A PERV bleah
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexios I have my cousin Rita: She is 22 years old and is a virgin!
She has one good eye and the other false does that matter:
And when you dance always go clockwise because her false leg might unscrew!
She is a great cook BUT shell eat the lot:
Also hide your razors because she uses them to shave her back:
Are you in and I will be Koumbaro and Marina Koumbara!
PES TO NE KAI THA SOU PIOME TIN BIRA!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

depurple wrote:
Alexios I have my cousin Rita: She is 22 years old and is a virgin!
She has one good eye and the other false does that matter:
And when you dance always go clockwise because her false leg might unscrew!
She is a great cook BUT shell eat the lot:
Also hide your razors because she uses them to shave her back:
Are you in and I will be Koumbaro and Marina Koumbara!
PES TO NE KAI THA SOU PIOME TIN BIRA!



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
If she lets her moustache grow, will it be like Salvado's..??????!!!!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes you can hang on to them when you make love to her:
In New Zealand you usually hang on to the two horns on the head!
cheers
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

depurple wrote:
Yes you can hang on to them when you make love to her:
In New Zealand you usually hang on to the two horns on the head!
cheers


Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Alexios

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

depurple wrote:
Yes you can hang on to them when you make love to her:
In New Zealand you usually hang on to the two horns on the head!
cheers


Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

I thought only male animals have horns......
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexios wrote:
The point is CR are there any good cypriot girls still around to marry??Smile I hope you find one somewhere anyway...SmileSmileSmile


Thanks Alexios, although I have to say I'd prefer to find myself a good Cypriot Boy............: Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cyprus rules! wrote:
Alexios wrote:
The point is CR are there any good cypriot girls still around to marry??Smile I hope you find one somewhere anyway...SmileSmileSmile


Thanks Alexios, although I have to say I'd prefer to find myself a good Cypriot Boy............: Very Happy



Sorry...thought you were a man... Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
Haven't had my morning zivania yet... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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