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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: Bad one... |
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| A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." |
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Dhavlos
Joined: 13 Aug 2005
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Location: Birmingham
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| Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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i hope moose that you have read the text under the title of this section which says "Joke: something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist (Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary). "
that did not provoke laughter(for me!!!!).....your loosing your touch!!
maybe slow down a little, people cant enjoy so many jokes at once!!! :) :) |
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I am losing the will to live with these bad jokes |
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city
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| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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| I didn't even get this one but thats probably due to my lack of knowledge of english puns (thats how you say that?) |
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brother
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:16 am Post subject: |
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| You do not want to get it city mou imo. :lol: |
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city
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:18 am Post subject: |
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brother wrote: You do not want to get it city mou imo. :lol:
Ok, I will trust your judgement. :-) |
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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:18 am Post subject: |
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city wrote: I didn't even get this one but thats probably due to my lack of knowledge of english puns (thats how you say that?)
I know it ruins the 'quality' of the joke to explain it... the pun refers to chestnuts roasting on an open fire... :D |
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city
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:20 am Post subject: |
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| erm, ok. :? |
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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:20 am Post subject: |
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city wrote: erm, ok. :?
:lol: :lol: |
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petethegreek
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Dhavlos wrote: i hope moose that you have read the text under the title of this section which says "Joke: something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist (Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary). "
that did not provoke laughter(for me!!!!).....your loosing your touch!!
maybe slow down a little, people cant enjoy so many jokes at once!!! :) :)
Moose never had it to lose it!!! |
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