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100%cypriot
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:46 pm Post subject: YOU know you need a Different Lawyer when ...... |
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* You met him in prison.
* During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
* He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
* He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
* He tells you that he's never told a lie.
* He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."
* A prison guard is shaving your head. |
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brother
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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| :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: |
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100%cypriot
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Read it and understand it brother |
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brother
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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100%cypriot wrote: Read it and understand it brother
Nope, still not getting it. :oops: |
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100%cypriot
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| Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:05 am Post subject: |
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| never mind |
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brother
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| Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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| OK my blond moment is over and i finally got it, i forgot to read the lawyer bit. :lol: |
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100%cypriot
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:48 am Post subject: |
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| lol |
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city
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| lol @bro ! :D :D sorry.... |
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brother
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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city wrote: lol @bro ! :D :D sorry....
No problems city, missed not having you around lately. :) |
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city
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank you :oops: |
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depurple
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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Q: How do you know a lawyer is lying?
A: When he opens he mouth!
cheers |
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