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Don't mess with grandma..
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Leyla



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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:29 pm    Post subject: Don't mess with grandma..  

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car…!”

The four men didn’t wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, some-what shaken, then proceeded to load her bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she couldn’t get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces further down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less then five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
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100%cypriot



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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:12 am    Post subject:  

Typical thing that a woman would do
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city



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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:09 am    Post subject:  

:D :D :D :D :D
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brother



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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:20 pm    Post subject:  

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Any other country that would be hard to believe but in the US they talk about arming college kids.
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100%cypriot



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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:30 am    Post subject:  

brother wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Any other country that would be hard to believe but in the US they talk about arming college kids. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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