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Marina2005
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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| Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject: Fruit Polos |
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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say :
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue - it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled :
"Oh My God, they're arseholes!" |
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depurple
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
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Location: Australia
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| Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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Good one Marina mou!
there is a slightly similar joke i heard!
Its about the child saying to her mother!
"Mommy I hate Daddy's Guts"
she replies!
"Shut up and keep eating!"
cheers |
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @marina joke |
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100%cypriot
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:34 am Post subject: |
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