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zan



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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:28 am    Post subject: Some quotes you might not be aware of  

After all the money we spent on braces, is that the biggest smile you can give me? [Mona Lisa’s Jewish Mother]
I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you could have still written. [Columbus’ Jewish Mother]
Of course I’m proud you invented the electric light bulb. Now be a good boy and turn it off and go to bed. [Thomas Edison’s Jewish mother]
But it’s your Barmitzvah photo. Couldn’t you do something about your hair? [Albert Einstein’s Jewish mother]
That’s a nice story. So now tell me where you’ve really been for the last 40 years. [Jonah’s Jewish mother]
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:53 am    Post subject:  

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:07 pm    Post subject:  

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100%cypriot



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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:33 am    Post subject:  

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