100%cypriot
Joined: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 2181
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject: Firming up |
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her arse and said, "You know if you firmed this up you could get rid of your girdle."
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the tit and said,"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
She rolled over and grabbed him by the dick and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the window cleaner, and your brother." |
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