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100%cypriot
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject: I Think Your The Father Of One Of My Kid's |
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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." |
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city
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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depurple
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:01 am Post subject: |
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Good one! 100%:
I get that ALL the time!
It reminds me of the story of a guy on a London Bus who see this PUNK kid with his hair spiked up with all different colors:
When the old guy starts staring at the PUNK: The PUNK said "what are you looking at you old fart!"
The old guys said "Well I was shipwrecked many years ago on a deserted island that had only Parrots and Cockatoos!
And the Punk said "SO WHAT!"
Well I was so desperate for sex that I screwed a few of them SO maybe YOUR my SON!
cheers
PS As Alice Cooper once said about sex and babies!
I rather masturbate or have oral sex and Greek style sex!
And someone said WHY?
Alice said "well you can get your hand, mouth OR arse pregnant?
Can you?" |
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100%cypriot
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:27 am Post subject: |
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depurple wrote: Good one! 100%:
I get that ALL the time!
It reminds me of the story of a guy on a London Bus who see this PUNK kid with his hair spiked up with all different colors:
When the old guy starts staring at the PUNK: The PUNK said "what are you looking at you old fart!"
The old guys said "Well I was shipwrecked many years ago on a deserted island that had only Parrots and Cockatoos!
And the Punk said "SO WHAT!"
Well I was so desperate for sex that I screwed a few of them SO maybe YOUR my SON!
cheers
PS As Alice Cooper once said about sex and babies!
I rather masturbate or have oral sex and Greek style sex!
And someone said WHY?
Alice said "well you can get your hand, mouth OR arse pregnant?
Can you?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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brother
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Leyla
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100%cypriot
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