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Marina2005
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:28 pm Post subject: Go girl |
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A husband, just before he was to die, said to his wife "When I die I want
you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money into the afterlife with me" And so he got his wife to promise him that
with all her heart, when he died, she would put all his money in the casket
with him.........
Well he died. He was stretched out in the casket...his wife was sitting
there in black and her friend was sitting next to her. When the ceremony
ended and just before the undertakers were to shut the casket she said,
"Wait a minute". She had a box with her.... she walked over and put the box
in the casket and the undertaker closed and locked the casket and they
rolled the casket away.
The wife's girlfriend leaned over and whispered to the wife: "Girl I know
you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband"
The wife answered...."I'm a Christian and I can't go back on my word. I
promised him I would put all the money in with him" The girlfriend looks at
the wife and says...'you mean you really did put all the money inside the
casket with him?!"
The wife said: "I sure did....I wrote a check......and if he can cash it....
he can spend it!!"
Moral of the story: NEVER EVER underestimate the intelligence of a woman. :wink: |
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Dhavlos
Joined: 13 Aug 2005
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Location: Birmingham
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| thats not clever, its sly! |
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petethegreek
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Londino, Anglia
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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It could have been worse.
He could have been cremated!
Can't spend burnt money!!!
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Marina2005
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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Dhavlos wrote: thats not clever, its sly!
Call it what you like my friend. ;-) |
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: Larnaca area
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| :D :D :D :D :D |
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brother
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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zan
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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