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Marina2005
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Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject: Row row row the boat. |
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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
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depurple
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
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Location: Australia
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Good one Marina Mou:
Talking about Blondes! Here are 2 more jokes for you from me!
NUMBER 1:
One day this man was driving to work when he saw this blonde girl standing in the middle of a field:
8 hours latter while he was driving home he saw the same blonde girl still standing out in the middle of the field:
He had to stop and ask what was happening:
He said to the girl this morning I saw you standing in this field and eight hours latter you are still standing here in this field what is going on!
Well she said:
"I asked one of my friends what do I have to do to be able to get into a university?"
And she said "You have to be Outstanding in your field"
NUMBER 2:
I was playing golf one day and this Blonde chick walked up to me and said Excuse me "How do you hold the golf club correctly?"
And I said " The same way you hold your boyfriends penis" and she stuck the club in her mouth and walked off!
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100%cypriot
Joined: 27 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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depurple wrote: Good one Marina Mou:
Talking about Blondes! Here are 2 more jokes for you from me!
NUMBER 1:
One day this man was driving to work when he saw this blonde girl standing in the middle of a field:
8 hours latter while he was driving home he saw the same blonde girl still standing out in the middle of the field:
He had to stop and ask what was happening:
He said to the girl this morning I saw you standing in this field and eight hours latter you are still standing here in this field what is going on!
Well she said:
"I asked one of my friends what do I have to do to be able to get into a university?"
And she said "You have to be Outstanding in your field"
NUMBER 2:
I was playing golf one day and this Blonde chick walked up to me and said Excuse me "How do you hold the golf club correctly?"
And I said " The same way you hold your boyfriends penis" and she stuck the club in her mouth and walked off!
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100%cypriot
Joined: 27 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject: Re: Row row row the boat. |
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Marina2005 wrote: There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
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brother
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @all jokes |
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