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Marina2005
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject: Choosing a wife |
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the mo ney on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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depurple
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
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Location: Australia
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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Marina Mou good joke!
Maybe that girl had a BIG future in front of her!
I met this girl a few weeks ago with the biggest set of Knockers I have seen for years and asked her if they where real and she said YES!
Real Expensive!
Marina are you suggesting that men think with their penis and not with their brain?
How can you come to such a unrealistic conclusion!
You have disappoint me!
cheers
PS Marina can you PLEASE send me a photo of yourself in a TIGHT TOP and I might consider giving you a job as my new secretary!
$2000 a week plus expenses!
cheers again! |
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Marina2005
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: Marina are you suggesting that men think with their penis and not with their brain?
How can you come to such a unrealistic conclusion!
You have disappoint me!
cheers
Nice one coming from you Dep!!
As for a picture..............NO WAY, and anyway I'm a married women with two kids!!
PS I now work for my husband, good wage, flexible hours and all expenses paid...............your too late dear Dep. ;-) |
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| :D :D :D :D @the joke and @Marinas reply to dp !! |
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zan
Joined: 31 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:10 am Post subject: |
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Straight after my boob job I will send you the picture and my job application VP. Thems good bucks.
Just as information for those girls out there that are thinking about a boob job, I will never go out with a girl that has had those things installed. I think most men will tell you the same. |
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depurple
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
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Location: Australia
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:58 am Post subject: |
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No Zan you are wrong!
I go fishing with the girls with Implants because I know if the boat tips over they will float for hours!
City you naughty girl!
You like it when someone lets old DP have it don't you?
I would love to send a photo of the before and after boob job my wife has to show it isn't that bad:
Seriously when you get tear drop saline implant and don't got up 100DD implant they look great:Go up 2 the most: Specially after a women has babies the implants take up the milk sage in the Breast.
Now her dresses fit perfect and when she wear a V neck or a halter neck top guys drool:
But hey!
If you can afford it why not I guess!
When she lies on her back at night to sleep the blanket look like a tent!
BUT hey some of the men can also do this as well:
cheers
PS City how about a photo in a Tight Top and mini skirt!
But then again you might be married as well:
I have only have one problem with a married women:
Someone left me a message on my Mobile once and said "If you muck around with my wife again your dead"!
But he didn't leave his name so I didn't know which women it was and it stuffed my weekends up!
Who said "Such is Life".
DP |
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100%cypriot
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:20 am Post subject: |
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depurple wrote: No Zan you are wrong!
I go fishing with the girls with Implants because I know if the boat tips over they will float for hours!
City you naughty girl!
You like it when someone lets old DP have it don't you?
I would love to send a photo of the before and after boob job my wife has to show it isn't that bad:
Seriously when you get tear drop saline implant and don't got up 100DD implant they look great:Go up 2 the most: Specially after a women has babies the implants take up the milk sage in the Breast.
Now her dresses fit perfect and when she wear a V neck or a halter neck top guys drool:
But hey!
If you can afford it why not I guess!
When she lies on her back at night to sleep the blanket look like a tent!
BUT hey some of the men can also do this as well:
cheers
PS City how about a photo in a Tight Top and mini skirt!
But then again you might be married as well:
I have only have one problem with a married women:
Someone left me a message on my Mobile once and said "If you muck around with my wife again your dead"!
But he didn't leave his name so I didn't know which women it was and it stuffed my weekends up!
Who said "Such is Life".
DP :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Leyla
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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:lol: :lol: @ Thread and Marina's reply..
:lol: :lol: :lol: @ Prospect of Zan with boobs! Good luck with the new job...remember to hook up a web cam on your first day in the office to keep us entertainted! |
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Marina2005
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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zan wrote:
Just as information for those girls out there that are thinking about a boob job, I will never go out with a girl that has had those things installed. I think most men will tell you the same.
Thats going to be a bit of a bummer if most girls are putting them Zan, bit like finding a 25 year old virgin!! :wink: |
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brother
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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Marina2005 wrote: zan wrote:
Just as information for those girls out there that are thinking about a boob job, I will never go out with a girl that has had those things installed. I think most men will tell you the same.
Thats going to be a bit of a bummer if most girls are putting them Zan, bit like finding a 25 year old virgin!! :wink:
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city
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| Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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depurple wrote: City you naughty girl!
You like it when someone lets old DP have it don't you?
erm, well......yes :wink: :D :D :D
depurple wrote: PS City how about a photo in a Tight Top and mini skirt!
don't worry, dp, I'm not your style :P |
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depurple
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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City what if I send you a photo of myself in a tight top and mini skirt?
You never know maybe I am your style after all?
What ever that means!
After a bottle or 2 of Penfolds 1999 Chardonnay I can look very damn tasty specially when the sun hits me in the right places!
cheers |
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city
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| Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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depurple wrote: City what if I send you a photo of myself in a tight top and mini skirt?
You never know maybe I am your style after all?
:D :D well, dp, send it or post it here and I'll tell you what I think. |
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depurple
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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No problems City:
I am just getting a new pair of stilettos and will post it soon BUT i hope you don't go weak and the knees:
My photos have been know to have various effects on different people!
cheers |
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