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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: Larnaca area
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| Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject: Eve's side of the story |
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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" enquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one
problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, " But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, " But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put that useless tit?
Now doesn't TH A T make more sense than that crap about the rib? |
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Leyla
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ City
PS :lol: :lol: |
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100%cypriot
Joined: 27 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:27 am Post subject: |
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that was terrible !
We men are the oppressed species |
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Get Real!
Joined: 28 Dec 2006
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Location: Nicosia
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| Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:21 am Post subject: |
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city...
Thanks for that... I'll now share it with all my friends except where it says "Eve" I'll change that with "Adam", where it says "three tits" I'll change that to "two p******", and where it says "where did I put that useless tit", I'll just change that to "where did I put that useless ****"!
:) Two can play at that game... |
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @city |
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Marina2005
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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| Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL nice one City. |
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