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Liza
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:54 am Post subject: Unwritten Laws |
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Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre,
the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold |
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boomerang
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
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Location: Melbourne
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:58 am Post subject: Re: Unwritten Laws |
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So true...hahahaha
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LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
This especially when I tell the wife the lawnmower won't start and she demands proof...boy do I hate it...it sort off recks your weekend plans. |
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Liza
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: My hubby does that too!! |
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Crash Test Dummy
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
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Location: London(ish)
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| boom cant blame you for dodging the gardening. Say there is a Grand Prix and then Fotty on Sky we barely have enough time to eat. They are so unco-opperative |
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But got stitched yesterday into doing the lawn mowing and general gardening, hated every minute of it, Bah...... |
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 3373
Location: Larnaca area
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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| uuuhh, poor guys you all..... ;o) |
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petethegreek
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 971
Location: Londino, Anglia
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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WISDOM ACCORDING TO ME
If you don't want to cut the grass in your garden then live in a flat. |
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cannedmoose
Joined: 12 Aug 2005
Posts: 5357
Location: National Forest, England
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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As a moose there's nothing I enjoy more than chomping my way through the grass... only problem is that I occasionally find small deposits hidden by my small dog :D
Let's just say I clear the garden every day, but once missed one... happily strimming the edges and the inevitable happened... the missus made me strip at the door :D :D |
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