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hincyprus
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 133
Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:00 pm Post subject: Joke, and a very good one !!!!!1 |
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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact
with a penis?
" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Ok dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
had any contact with a penis?"
This girl is a little reluctant to reply, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip your whole hand in and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front
of the line
St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
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Dhavlos
Joined: 13 Aug 2005
Posts: 4697
Location: Birmingham
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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| lol, funny !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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petethegreek
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 971
Location: Londino, Anglia
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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10/10
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 8920
Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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