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boomerang
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Location: Melbourne
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:54 am Post subject: THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!!!! |
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THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!!!!
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who
want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all
of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause
we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son , "We don't use that kind
of language in this house." "Now, I want you to go to your room and
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, her son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with
us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little
boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all
of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on
the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with
us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints
to the FAT BITCH in the kitchen!! |
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Crash Test Dummy
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:56 am Post subject: |
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| was said on the inferior forum many moons ago. |
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petethegreek
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:06 am Post subject: |
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| True, true........ |
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boomerang
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:08 am Post subject: |
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| huh...what inferior forum??????? |
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brother
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:10 am Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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petethegreek
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:12 am Post subject: |
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It's a long story and as it's gone midnight here in London I'm off to bed.
I'm sure someone else will explain about the other forum.
Gotta go as I'm really tied so goodnight........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. |
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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:13 am Post subject: |
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brother wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
where they directed bro or they just randomly distributed |
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brother
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:18 am Post subject: |
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Quote: where they directed bro or they just randomly distributed
HUH........ :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: |
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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:19 am Post subject: |
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| your :lol: :lol: :lol: bro |
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: Larnaca area
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:50 am Post subject: |
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Giorgio wrote: was said on the inferior forum many moons ago.
so what!!??
May I kindly remind you that we also have new members who have nothing to do with the other forum, which you so impolite called "inferior".
See boomerangs question. :)
Plus, the joke is good! :D :D :D |
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