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brother
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject: Starting To Swear |
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Starting To Swear
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `ass' and I'll say `hell'".
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.
"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."
His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios." |
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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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| bro you forgot the punch line |
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brother
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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This is the punchline demetriou
Quote: "I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios." |
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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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brother wrote: This is the punchline demetriou
Quote: "I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios."
o. what a let down |
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petethegreek
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: |
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city
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:27 am Post subject: |
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| I like that one. :D :D |
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