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brother · Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 8920 Location: London/Cyprus

God's Gifts

One day The Lord spoke to Adam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

city · Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 3370 Location: Larnaca area

all so true. :cry:

Liza · Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 902 Location: Limassol

:lol: - Its true men are just not made for Multi-Tasking :lol:

cannedmoose · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject:

Nice avatar liza mou :wink: :lol:

Liza · Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 902 Location: Limassol

Oh thanks dear moosey - you'll never guesse where I found it :lol:

cannedmoose · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:40 pm Post subject:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm still sad that you didn't take my Adriana Lima option :cry: :cry: :cry:

Liza · Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 902 Location: Limassol

This one feels more like me....big hair, with a dont f*** with me look on her face, not to mention the sexy pout.

cannedmoose · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:44 pm Post subject:

Liza wrote: This one feels more like me....big hair, with a dont f*** with me look on her face, not to mention the sexy pout.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Remind me not to mess with you... she looks mean... I also think she went for the 'Aniston' hairstyle... like the dog collar though :wink: :lol:

Liza · Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 902 Location: Limassol

Actually the dog collar is the only thing I didn't really like, saying that it give's her the warrior look - did I mention my middle name is Artemis??

cannedmoose · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:47 pm Post subject:

Liza wrote: Actually the dog collar is the only thing I didn't really like, saying that it give's her the warrior look - did I mention my middle name is Artemis??

You must be the first Greek Cypriot I know with a middle name... :shock:

Liza · Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 902 Location: Limassol

Dont forget my moms a Brit! And what she says goes, my brother and 2 sisters have all got middle names too.

cannedmoose · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:54 pm Post subject:

Liza wrote: Dont forget my moms a Brit! And what she says goes, my brother and 2 sisters have all got middle names too.

Ahhh, that would be it... is your middle name really Artemis? Cool name.

My Greek Orthodox name is Eirineos, one because I'm named after my giagia, and two because when shortened it becomes Renos, close to my then Greek-pop-idol Antonis... :D

Liza · Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 902 Location: Limassol

Yeah my middle name is really Artemis, after my Yiayia (she's one tough biddy)....I like the name by not more than my first name, prefer being called Liza (although actually babtised Louisa).

Renos is cool......"canned renos" no, just doesn't have the same ring now does it :lol:

cannedmoose · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:01 pm Post subject:

Liza wrote: Renos is cool......"canned renos" no, just doesn't have the same ring now does it :lol:

'Canned renos' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Think I'll stick with Moose. :D

Liza · Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 902 Location: Limassol

It almost looks like "Canned Rhino" - now that's a whole different kettle of fish.