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[brother]

Stranded on a marvellous lonely deserted island in the middle of the Pacific:

2 Italian men and one Italian woman
2 French men and one French woman
2 German men and one German woman
2 Cypriot men and one Cypriot woman
2 English men and one English woman
2 Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and one Swedish woman
2 Irish men and one Irish woman
2 Russian men and one Russian woman
2 Swiss men and one Swiss woman

After a wonderful month on this wonderful desert island, this is what happened:

One Italian man had the other killed for the Italian woman

The two Frenchmen and the Frenchwoman formed a harmonious ménage à trois

The two German men shared the favours of the German woman while carefully respecting a weekly rota

The two Cypriot men formed a couple, leaving the Cypriot woman to look after the household and the cooking

The two Englishmen were desperately hoping for someone to have the consideration of introducing them to the Englishwoman

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman, had a look at the horizon and decided to take their chance by swimming

The two Swedish men speculated on the virtues of suicide while the Swedish woman used and abused sunbaths to add the last ounce of value to her body and her feminism, endlessly repeating that, at least her, there was neither snow nor taxes.

The two Irishmen started by dividing the island into a Northern and a Southern part and building a distillery in the middle. The important thing for them was that the Englishmen would never have a drop of the hard stuff!!! As for sex, after several litres of whiskey-coca, there was a sort of thick fog over the island, so they never asked the question.

The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her shortly afterwards. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery. The second Russian made a little money killing one of the two Italians and negotiating the exit visas for the two Bulgarians. With this money, he bought a 33.3% share in the Irish distillery, obtained a sales licence for the English and hired one of the Cypriots to run a liquor shop. In addition, he employed the Germans as bodyguards for himself and his Russian fiancée, while promising the Bulgarian woman the post of nursemaid for their first child. Lastly, he took regular English lessons from the Swedish woman.

The three Swiss brought out a new Spring-Summer catalogue.

[cannedmoose]

Old but gold...

[brother]

Always the best ones huh moosey. :lol:

[petethegreek]

:D