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brother



Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 8920
Location: London/Cyprus

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:52 pm    Post subject: Chinese detective  

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

fall out of tree, not see.

......NO FEE
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Liza



Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 902
Location: Limassol

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:57 pm    Post subject:  

heheh - dirty little PI
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petethegreek



Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 971
Location: Londino, Anglia

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:17 pm    Post subject:  

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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