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[depurple]

Well boys here we go again:Part 2:
We will split Cyprus into 5 Zones:

1: The Turkish Cypriots:(Eric you will be happy as Larry)

2: The Greek Cypriots:(Please insert your name)

3: The Cypriots:( I will be happy)

4: The Settler Cypriots:

5: And the "I don't know who and what the Hell I am Cypriots"

[cypezokyli]

thats already secretly implemented DP..but dont tell anyone.

the plan goes like this. if they decide to partition the island, those few that feel "cypriots", will demand their own state : the Republic of Paphos. so we do a referendum, and according to the votes,. that is according to the % we get , we will demand the same % of land.

in case the rest - Greek Cypriots and Turkish Cypriots - reject our fair demands, we will demand our right of self-determination. we will proclaim the new EOPA-PMT that will struggle for the paphian independance. Our cause will be taken to the UN general assembly by mama-sweden. sweden, has already agreed to secretly provide us with some deadly WMDs : topless swedish missiles. using those we will cause intercommunal (or interfamily) hate, and the support for the RoPaphos will grow.

we will base our arguments on ethnicity. we will no longer be called cypriots, but paphian cypriots. this is bc we have
common religion - aphrodite
two languages - swedish and paphitika.
we will further on employ a couple of historians that can prove beyond no doubt that aphrodite was a swedeza. as a concequence, our origin is from sweden , and we neither greeks nor turks.

those in the RoP that will disagree will be exchanged and can move to any other part of cyprus - according to their choise. besides, our struggle is likely to cause a number of refuggees - mainly husbands that will have to join us. the Turkish Cypriots or Greek Cypriots refuggees will be compensated accordingly.
in case we run out of women, mama will send some settlers swedish girls to assist us not to loose our identity.

besides, during our struggle we will curry the swedish flag.
we will always give 12 points to sweden in eurovivion contest.
we will use the sweidish national anthem.
lastly we will ask erolz to accept the term pcs - paphiancypriots, which we consider our fundamental right in this forum.

up to now its me , bir , and alexios( with him we have ideological problems, bc he doesnt want independance but union-with mama-sweden). this is a top secret, so if u want to join ...only by pm.

[Eric Dayi]

cypezokyli wrote: thats already secretly implemented DP..but dont tell anyone.

the plan goes like this. if they decide to partition the island, those few that feel "cypriots", will demand their own state : the Republic of Paphos. so we do a referendum, and according to the votes,. that is according to the % we get , we will demand the same % of land.

in case the rest - Greek Cypriots and Turkish Cypriots - reject our fair demands, we will demand our right of self-determination. we will proclaim the new EOPA-PMT that will struggle for the paphian independance. Our cause will be taken to the UN general assembly by mama-sweden. sweden, has already agreed to secretly provide us with some deadly WMDs : topless swedish missiles. using those we will cause intercommunal (or interfamily) hate, and the support for the RoPaphos will grow.

we will base our arguments on ethnicity. we will no longer be called cypriots, but paphian cypriots. this is bc we have
common religion - aphrodite
two languages - swedish and paphitika.
we will further on employ a couple of historians that can prove beyond no doubt that aphrodite was a swedeza. as a concequence, our origin is from sweden , and we neither greeks nor turks.

those in the RoP that will disagree will be exchanged and can move to any other part of cyprus - according to their choise. besides, our struggle is likely to cause a number of refuggees - mainly husbands that will have to join us. the Turkish Cypriots or Greek Cypriots refuggees will be compensated accordingly.
in case we run out of women, mama will send some settlers swedish girls to assist us not to loose our identity.

besides, during our struggle we will curry the swedish flag.
we will always give 12 points to sweden in eurovivion contest.
we will use the sweidish national anthem.
lastly we will ask erolz to accept the term pcs - paphiancypriots, which we consider our fundamental right in this forum.

up to now its me , bir , and alexios( with him we have ideological problems, bc he doesnt want independance but union-with mama-sweden). this is a top secret, so if u want to join ...only by pm.

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[brother]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[repulsewarrior]

levels of government: from one central, to two states, to several satelite communities, to many municipalities, and the rest of the world.

It is the future, having arrived on time, it was early, and its waiting around for the whole Cypriot gang to get their gear together.

[depurple]

Cype I thought I had all the jokes BUT what you wrote was great it made me smile:
keep up the good work:
You forgot one thing then we can pas the law where you can marry the Swedish Mother and Daughter and it is not a crime:

[Eric Dayi]

depurple wrote: Cype I thought I had all the jokes BUT what you wrote was great it made me smile:
keep up the good work:
You forgot one thing then we can pas the law where you can marry the Swedish Mother and Daughter and it is not a crime:

No no no dp, although what cyprez wrote is very funny, nothing beats your Batman and Robin one. You are still up there as number one dp. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[repulsewarrior]

I'm the only joker here, trying to make something serious out of this stuff.

[depurple]

Eric thanks to YOU I have found this hidden humor specially when I read some of your postings: They bring out the best in me:
We should make a comedy team together: In between the Strip shows at the Hooters Bar I want to build on my land in Lapta/Lapithos we can do our comedy routine:
A bit like Heckle and Jeckle:
cheers
RW there are so many who want they own solution to Cyprus that is why I said let chop Cyprus into pieces:
1: for me who is Cypriot only:
2: For Eric who says he is ONLY TURKISH cypriot and nothing else:
3: My Uncle Zenon who is only GREEK cypriot and nothing else:
4: My Uncle Christophorou who want Britain Back:
5: And my cousin Evridpthids who doesn't know who the hell he is!
Hey what about the English Cypriots, Aussie Cypriots, The Canadian Cypriots and the American Cypriots don't they deserve there own country?

[repulsewarrior]

why not, Aussies Brits and Canadian love good beer.