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Marina2005
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:34 am Post subject: Were was Jesus from?? |
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THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
He never got married.
He never held a steady job.
His last request was a drink.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
His first name was Jesus.
He was always in trouble with the law.
His mother didn't know who his father was.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
He called everybody brother.
He had no permanent address.
Nobody would hire him.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He invented a new religion.
AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK:
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until the age of 33.
He was sure his mother was a virgin.
His mother was sure he was God |
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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:39 am Post subject: |
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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: |
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petethegreek
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Location: Londino, Anglia
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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I like. It's almost scary how true that is Marina!
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Dhavlos
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city
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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| nice one! |
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Liza
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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cool joke 8)
Definatley Greek!! |
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Marina2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:35 am Post subject: |
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| Thanks guys |
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brother
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:55 am Post subject: |
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