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depurple
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
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Location: Australia
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:23 am Post subject: What is your best PICK UP LINE you have heard? |
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I have 2:
1: Smile its the second best thing you can do with your lips!
2: Can I take a photo of you with my camera phone so I can show SANTA want I want for XMAS!
The first one a transvestite from Surrey Hills tried it on me
and the second one I got my mobile thrown in the swimming pool! |
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cannedmoose
Joined: 12 Aug 2005
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Location: National Forest, England
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:31 am Post subject: |
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My Aussie mate actually had some success with this one at Uni... unbelievably...
Do you want to experience an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but downunder... |
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Bullika
Joined: 29 Sep 2005
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Location: World
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:31 am Post subject: |
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| What size shoes do you wear? is my favourite |
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depurple
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
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Location: Australia
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:26 am Post subject: |
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CM good one mate!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!
What about:
Nice Legs!!!!!
What time do they open? |
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: Larnaca area
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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we had that topic already..... :wink:
http://www.talkcyprus.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=20585 |
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Crash Test Dummy
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
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Location: London(ish)
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| fancy a shag? (ps only works on english girls in ayia napa) |
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petethegreek
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Londino, Anglia
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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Crash Test Dummy wrote: fancy a shag? (ps only works on english girls in ayia napa)
...................after they have consumed about 20 pints of lager.
Then again, I would probably fancy Crash after 20 pints.
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: Larnaca area
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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petethegreek wrote: Then again, I would probably fancy Crash after 20 pints. :lol:
:muhaha: :muhaha: |
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Liza
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:19 am Post subject: |
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I hate chat up lines but I suppose that they have to be used in order make the first move.
Most common line must be
"Do I know you from somewhere ?"
As my husband was a barman in the tourist area he was lucky enough not to have to use chat up lines, as in my case I ordered a drink and the rest is history :) |
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boomerang
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
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Location: Melbourne
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:22 am Post subject: |
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| Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! |
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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petethegreek wrote: Crash Test Dummy wrote: fancy a shag? (ps only works on english girls in ayia napa)
...................after they have consumed about 20 pints of lager.
Then again, I would probably fancy Crash after 20 pints.
:lol:
DUDE :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Crash you have a secret admirer. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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depurple
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
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Location: Australia
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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Good one boomerang:
What about:
Your clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!
I wish you were a drum!
So I could bang you all night! |
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Crash Test Dummy
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
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Location: London(ish)
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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| whats with all these advances in my direction recently? I know i people are amazed at my boyish good looks but come on people :roll: |
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boomerang
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
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Location: Melbourne
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks DePurple
What about
what time those legs open for business? |
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Xenos 2Fan
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Location: Dallas,Texas/Mersin, Turkey
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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| "I'm a little horny. Could you help me out?" |
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