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Crash Test Dummy
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:00 am Post subject: Excuses |
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I am expecting some exam results in the near future and would like some possible excuse for not performing to my usually high standard.
if i generally fail i am planning on acting super depressed as in near suicide in hope that my family leaves me alone as not to push me over the edge. |
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Dhavlos
Joined: 13 Aug 2005
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Location: Birmingham
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:13 am Post subject: |
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Are they GCSEs? my bro is getting those!!! i hope he does well(but not as good as me, hehe!!)
Good luck giorgio,
excuses....erm,
you can say the teacher taught you the wrong curriculum(it happened in our school once!!)
erm.....or just run into your house, sobbing/crying really badly, run into your room, slam the door, and wait for someone to come up, then when they do, cry into your pillow uncontrollably....im sure they'll be so suprised to see you in such a state they'll leave u alone!!! :lol: :lol:
But seriously... im sure youve done ok.
fingers crossed hey!! Put it this way, if you worked hard...you'll get the results...if not, hope you've fluked it or you get wat u deseved. But to be honest...GCSEs are quite easy. :) :?
PS...some funny excuses
sudden gust of wind blew the results out of my hand and I never saw it again.
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to get 'em.
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My exam finished by the time i got back.
I used the results paper to fill a hole in my shoe; you wouldn't want it now.
I didn't do well, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. |
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erolz
Joined: 11 Aug 2005
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Location: Kyrenia / Girne
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:15 am Post subject: Re: Excuses |
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Giorgio wrote: I am expecting some exam results in the near future and would like some possible excuse for not performing to my usually high standard.
Start writing your s's the wrong way round and putting p's where q's should go and then claim 'dyslexia'
It worked for me :) |
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Crash Test Dummy
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:31 am Post subject: Re: Excuses |
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erolz wrote: Giorgio wrote: I am expecting some exam results in the near future and would like some possible excuse for not performing to my usually high standard.
Start writing your s's the wrong way round and putting p's where q's should go and then claim 'dyslexia'
It worked for me :)
and out of evryone on the old forum we picked you to be our new admin. how stupid we must feel. |
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: and out of evryone on the old forum we picked you to be our new admin. how stupid we must feel.
Ban him :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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