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hincyprus
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 133
Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:29 pm Post subject: The ultimate blonde joke |
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Subject: WINTER BLOND
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather
and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the
truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She
jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly,
"Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she
lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!" |
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 3370
Location: Larnaca area
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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petethegreek
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 971
Location: Londino, Anglia
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
Posts: 8920
Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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