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cannedmoose
Joined: 12 Aug 2005
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Location: National Forest, England
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:36 pm Post subject: Wedding Night |
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Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama! |
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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detailer
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: UK
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Finally a good one. I thought you werent going to write moose. It seems you worked hard for one day to find a good one.!! |
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cannedmoose
Joined: 12 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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detailer wrote: Finally a good one. I thought you werent going to write moose. It seems you worked hard for one day to find a good one.!!
I aim to please :D I wasn't going to, but I've been like a zombie all day... wrote quite a lot but reading it back it's not all that great... it'll be a busy weekend mate :(
Have a good one gardesh :D |
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hincyprus
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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:D :D :D :D
Very good.....
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: Larnaca area
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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petethegreek
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Londino, Anglia
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Please folks, don't encourage him.
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brother
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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