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cannedmoose
Joined: 12 Aug 2005
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Location: National Forest, England
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:34 pm Post subject: USEFUL PHRASES FOR BACKPACKERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST |
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1 Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
2 Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.
3 Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.
4 Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.
5 Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.
6 Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande
I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.
7 Balli, Balli, Balli
Whatever you say.
8 Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
9 Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public. |
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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| :) |
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: Larnaca area
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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| erm, :roll: |
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Dhavlos
Joined: 13 Aug 2005
Posts: 4697
Location: Birmingham
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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hmmmm.....do i sense TEAM AMERICA....''Durka durka, mohamed, jihad'' jokes???
oh dear :roll:
but funny all the same :lol: |
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