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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:33 pm Post subject: One in the eye for bigotry |
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Just got time for a couple... hopefully detailer will appreciate these more. :wink:
There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the local military base, and asked to speak with the lieutenant.
"Please send up four nice young men to eat dinner here on Thanksgiving, but please, don't send any Jews. Please, no Jews,"
The lieutenant replied, "No problem ma'am, and I am sure I speak for the army when I say we all appreciate your kindness."
Well, Thanksgiving rolled around, and the widow went to answer the door when it rang. She was surprised to see four black recruits. "But... But... There must be some mistake," she stammered.
One of them replied, "No ma'am, Lieutenant Goldstein doesn't make mistakes." |
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brother
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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detailer
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject: Re: One in the eye for bigotry |
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cannedmoose wrote: Just got time for a couple... hopefully detailer will appreciate these more. :wink:
There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the local military base, and asked to speak with the lieutenant.
"Please send up four nice young men to eat dinner here on Thanksgiving, but please, don't send any Jews. Please, no Jews,"
The lieutenant replied, "No problem ma'am, and I am sure I speak for the army when I say we all appreciate your kindness."
Well, Thanksgiving rolled around, and the widow went to answer the door when it rang. She was surprised to see four black recruits. "But... But... There must be some mistake," she stammered.
One of them replied, "No ma'am, Lieutenant Goldstein doesn't make mistakes."
What does recruit mean ? Is goldstein a jewish name? If yes :lol: :lol: :lol:. If no :? :? |
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brother
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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| goldstein is as jewish as it gets. :wink: |
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detailer
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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brother wrote: goldstein is as jewish as it gets. :wink:
Then :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Dhavlos
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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no offence detailer, but talk about killing a joke!!!! or at least having such a delayed reaction it isnt funny any more!! cor!! :lol: :lol:
even i got it ... and thats saying something!!!! im notoriously slow at jokes. |
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Saint Jimmy
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| That was a good joke. :lol: |
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magikthrill
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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Dhavlos wrote: no offence detailer, but talk about killing a joke!!!! or at least having such a delayed reaction it isnt funny any more!! cor!! :lol: :lol:
even i got it ... and thats saying something!!!! im notoriously slow at jokes.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
the guy didnt understand what a recruit was tkae it easy. still funny though.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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