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hincyprus
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:49 am Post subject: The flight |
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight.
After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times, " the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times, " the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once, " he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
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brother
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:32 am Post subject: |
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petethegreek
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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9 /10
About time I had serious competition!
:lol:
P.S. Any chance u can give Moose some lessons on proper joke telling? |
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city
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Good one H !! |
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detailer
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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petethegreek wrote: 9 /10
About time I had serious competition!
:lol:
P.S. Any chance u can give Moose some lessons on proper joke telling?
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hincyprus
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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P.S. Any chance u can give Moose some lessons on proper joke telling?[/quote]
Pete the greek.
Have you ever stood in the middle of a Canadian forest (or English) and tried talking to a Moose never mind educate him !!!!!!!!1
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city
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| :D :D |
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brother
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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petethegreek
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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hincyprus wrote: P.S. Any chance u can give Moose some lessons on proper joke telling?
Pete the greek.
Have you ever stood in the middle of a Canadian forest (or English) and tried talking to a Moose never mind educate him !!!!!!!!1
H :D :D :D[/quote]
I'm good but even I can't perform miracles!!
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magikthrill
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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excellent joke H.
but am i the only one who gets dizzy from that avatar? |
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hincyprus
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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magikthrill wrote: excellent joke H.
but am i the only one who gets dizzy from that avatar?
Yep........keep taking the pills and blame, Moose.......he found it and loaded it........
To make you even more dizzy
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brother
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| MT just press the little button with a head next to 'profile' and this will stop the avatar moving :wink: |
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hincyprus
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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brother wrote: MT just press the little button with a head next to 'profile' and this will stop the avatar moving :wink:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Spoilsport.
It disappears as well !!
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magikthrill
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:00 am Post subject: |
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brother wrote: MT just press the little button with a head next to 'profile' and this will stop the avatar moving :wink:
your IE gimmicks dont work on the ever powerful NETSCAPE. |
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city
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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magikthrill wrote:
your IE gimmicks dont work on the ever powerful NETSCAPE.
serious?
With this little button the avatar and the signature should disappear (not stop). |
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