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hincyprus
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 133
Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:50 pm Post subject: Elizabeth and Dolly (for the gamblers out there). |
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Subject: ELIZABETH AND DOLLY
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both
go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must
decide which of them gets in.
The angel asks Dolly if there's a particular reason why she should go to
heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will
please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and
gargles.
Then she spits into the toilet and pulls the lever.
The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two
of God's own perfect creations, and you turn me down. She simply
gargles and she gets
in. Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats
a pair, no matter how big they are."
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petethegreek
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 971
Location: Londino, Anglia
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:06 am Post subject: |
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Excellent.
Almost as good as me.
8.5 / 10
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brother
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: London/Cyprus
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:26 am Post subject: |
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Crash Test Dummy
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
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Location: London(ish)
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city
Joined: 15 Aug 2005
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Location: Larnaca area
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