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bg_turk
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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You cannot beat Serbian in swear words:
Da Bog da ti majka ljubila sliku na banderi
May your mother kiss your picture on a traffic light (Means: may you be killed in a traffic accident)
Da Bog da ti zena rodila stonogu pa ceo zivot radio za cipele
May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life
Jebem te dok ti oci ne ispadnu a posle zato sto su ti ispale
I'll fuck your arse off until your eyes fall out and after I'll do it again because they fell out!
Da bog da ti kuca bila na CNN-U
May your house be live on CNN (Means: I hope Nato will bomb your house) :lol: :lol: :lol:
Levom rukom oko dupeta u desni djep!
With your left hand around your ass into you right pocket! (when someone does something the wrong way)
Dabogda te majka kukom po Neretvi trazila
May your mother search for you in a river with a hook
Majku ti u majku jebem
I'll fuck your mother inside her mother (while she's still unborn)
Da Bog da nogu slomijo pa ti krivo zarasla
May god make your leg brake, and grow back in place crookedly
Ko te jebe, pederu!
What the fuck's your problem, faggot? (lit. Who's fucking you, faggot?)
Da Bog da greskom mesto zeca ispekao i pojeo svoje mrtvorodjeno dete. May God give you to cook and eat your dead born child instead of a rabbit.
Da Bog da ti pantljicare izlazile iz supka a ulazile u usta.
May God give you tapeworms issuing from your asshole and entering into your mouth.
Nek ti zeni mesto mleka iz dojki curila kiselina.
Let acid instead of milk seep from your wife's breast.
Da Bog da budes tako siromasan da izdrkotinom hranis decu.
May God make you so poor that you feed your children with your own cum.
Jebacu ti sunce krvavo.
I'll fuck your bleeding sun. (a threat)
Da Bog da ti detetu falio hromozon.
May God give that your children miss a chromosome.
Mislis da si uhvatio Boga za muda.
You think that you caught God to his balls. (You think that you did something very important.)
Da Bog da gledao svoja pluca u tegli sa formalinom.
May God give you to watch your own lung in a jar.
Can you take more?
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/serbian.htm |
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Xenos 2Fan
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Wow BG!
Do you feel better now that you got that off your chest? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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bg_turk
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Xenos 2Fan wrote: Wow BG!
Do you feel better now that you got that off your chest? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So that there are no misunderstandings, these swear words were not directed against anybody in this forum!
I would never wish any of these things on anybody. |
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Bullika
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| very imaginative insults, i d hate toi get on the wrong side of any serbs |
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CY
Joined: 09 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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Anyone feel like an Italian one?
Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo. Io non mangio in questo merdaio! Vada via in culo!
TRANSLATION:
You, sir, go fuck yourself -- and your wife and your mother. You are a common turd! I'm not going to eat in this shit house! Fuck you! |
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Bullika
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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| doesnt vada via in culo mean fuck you in your ass? culo is ass is it not? i know this from catalan |
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bg_turk
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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CY wrote: Anyone feel like an Italian one?
Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo. Io non mangio in questo merdaio! Vada via in culo!
TRANSLATION:
You, sir, go fuck yourself -- and your wife and your mother. You are a common turd! I'm not going to eat in this shit house! Fuck you!
muy muy malo! |
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CY
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah it is, but that would just sound really wierd! (Not that everything before isn't!) |
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bg_turk
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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| No es italiano, es espanol. Hablas espanol tambien? |
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CY
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| Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:04 am Post subject: |
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this is what I can say in spanish:
Por favor podemos ver Bodas de Sangre con vosotros por que estamos en amorado con Gael García Bernal.
And that is that... |
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Bullika
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| Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:15 am Post subject: |
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Bona Nit bg_turk, La Catalana, No, ho sento. Parlo Catalā i Gibrizlija, no parlo castellā, i Jo soc xipriota de Luricina.
Thats Catalan for I dont speak Spanish, I speak Catalan and Gibrizlija and I m from good old Luricina (the centre of the universe) |
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garbitsch
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| Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:23 am Post subject: |
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| Ah u and ur luricina :lol: |
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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:47 am Post subject: |
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I think all of you should be ashamed for posting such profanities...
Here's a good website though :wink:
www.insultmonger.com/swearing/ |
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bg_turk
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| Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:53 am Post subject: |
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MEHMET_OSMAN_KKTC wrote: Bona Nit bg_turk, La Catalana, No, ho sento. Parlo Catal¨¤ i Gibrizlija, no parlo castell¨¤, i Jo soc xipriota de Luricina.
Thats Catalan for I dont speak Spanish, I speak Catalan and Gibrizlija and I m from good old Luricina (the centre of the universe)
Buenas noches, mehmet. Lo siento que no hablas espanol. Como es possible que un Chipriota de Luricina habla Catalan? Has vivido en espana probablemente?
But Catalan is close to spannish right?
I speak Rumelice, Bulgarian/Macedonian and a little bit Norsk/Svenska.
Snakkar du Norsk agso? |
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garbitsch
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| Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:04 am Post subject: |
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| Jag talar inte svenska :P |
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