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hincyprus
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:32 pm Post subject: This is a cracker...beat this moose |
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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have
to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take
them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were
ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped
into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking
down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
blonde. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you
$100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, but we had money left over ---
so now we're going to Sea World.
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petethegreek
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Londino, Anglia
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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8/10
Damn good effort.
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Saint Jimmy
Joined: 13 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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brother
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Liza
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Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: I liked that one!! |
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hincyprus
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Limassol
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| Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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Liza wrote: :lol: :lol: I liked that one!!
Ah come on Liza.......you only gave me two laughs surely its worth more than that?
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