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city
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:10 pm Post subject: NHS or.....??? |
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A young medical student makes his first round through the hospital accompanied by the chief physician.
They pass a room where they can see the patient on the bed, heavily masturbating.
The student ask: "Whats wrong with him?" The doc answers: "His testicles produce to much sperms, therefore he needs to constantly masturbate in order to prevent them from bursting." "Wow", the student thinks.
Next thing he sees is a beautiful nurse, kneeling on a patients bed, giving him a blowjob.
"And whats wrong with this one?" the student asks. "Same problem, but private insurance...!" |
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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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brother
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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city
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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| :-) seems, my translation work was worth it. :-) |
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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:31 pm Post subject: Re: NHS or.....??? |
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city wrote: A young medical student makes his first round through the hospital accompanied by the chief physician.
They pass a room where they can see the patient on the bed, heavily masturbating.
The student ask: "Whats wrong with him?" The doc answers: "His testicles produce to much sperms, therefore he needs to constantly masturbate in order to prevent them from bursting." "Wow", the student thinks.
Next thing he sees is a beautiful nurse, kneeling on a patients bed, giving him a blowjob.
"And whats wrong with this one?" the student asks. "Same problem, but private insurance...!"
first off: since you found errors with my joke i found one in yours.
secondly :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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Touchy...
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brother
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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city
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:01 pm Post subject: Re: NHS or.....??? |
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Giorgio wrote:
first off: since you found errors with my joke i found one in yours.
secondly :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Whats wrong with that to? Should it be too?
sidenote: English is not my mother tongue. :wink: |
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cannedmoose
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Indeed it should city mou... |
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Liza
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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| never mind the too, nice joke!! |
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hincyprus
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:46 pm Post subject: Irish Prostitute |
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Subject: Irish Girl Turned Prostitute
Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where have you been all this time,you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff...Dad... I became a prostitute..."
"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate for £5 million.
For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...and an invitation for all of you to spend
New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
Now what was it you said you had become?", the father asked.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute , Dad! .. Sniff, sniff"
"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant" !! Come here and
give your old man a hug!"
hope you like it.....
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city
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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