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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:06 pm Post subject: very good |
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A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the man says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The woman replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The man points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The woman asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The man replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." |
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brother
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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city
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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| you sort of mixed up the he s / she s and who was drinking, but nice try though.... |
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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| city must be a tough crowd |
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city
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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Giorgio wrote: city must be a tough crowd
??? I'm what? |
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Crash Test Dummy
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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city wrote: Giorgio wrote: city must be a tough crowd
??? I'm what?
when an audience at a stand up comedy does not laugh at the jokes they are known as a 'though crowd' |
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city
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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| ah, ok, thanks for the explanation. But I'd say I'm not. I'm just an accurate reader. :-) |
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brother
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: :lol: City is right you know. |
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