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Crash Test Dummy Warnings : 3 Ministerial

Joined: 25 Sep 2005 Posts: 4911 Location: London(ish)
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Run faster, jump higher, move further... embrace the power of gravitational energy with super-charged Powerisers!
When the boss told our product testers they were for the high jump, there were a few worried faces. Luckily for them, he was talking about the new Powerisers - the amazing shoe attachments that turn even a gentle jog into an extreme sport. Wearing a pair of Powerisers is like having enhanced, super-strong muscles built into your feet. You'll be amazed at what they can help you do!
* Jump six feet in the air almost effortlessly!
* Run with nine feet strides with ease!
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Run at over twenty miles per hour!
Powerisers have curved springs attached to the base, so when you press your feet downwards, the pressure of your weight creates gravitational energy.
These super-charged springs push back to harness this energy, giving you the ability to jump to incredible heights and run with huge strides at amazing speeds.
With a pair of Powerisers on your feet you'll be able to move like a superhero. The soar in adrenaline you feel when a small jump takes you high in the air above the tress is impossible to describe - it has to be felt to be believed. Running at greatly increased speeds will prove quite an experience too. Unless you're an Olympic athlete, you can't understand how it feels to move so quickly on foot - at least, you couldn't until now...
While using the Powerisers feels strange at first, as you get used to them you'll be able to do more and more tricks, such as backflips and split kicks. Even shoot hoops with a basketball style ‘slam jump'! There's no electronic power required; Powerisers simply use the natural gravitational forces created through any movement. It really is a natural high, in more ways than one!
Please note: When initially using the Powerisers, it may be helpful to have a friend on hand to help you maintain your balance until you become used to them. |
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Dhavlos Warnings : 1 Site Admin

Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Posts: 4697 Location: Birmingham
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| Arent they the kind of things that disabled/limbless athletes wear for athletics....like running 100m? |
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Crash Test Dummy Warnings : 3 Ministerial

Joined: 25 Sep 2005 Posts: 4911 Location: London(ish)
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| Dhavlos wrote: |
| Arent they the kind of things that disabled/limbless athletes wear for athletics....like running 100m? |
fucking cheats |
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Dhavlos Warnings : 1 Site Admin

Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Posts: 4697 Location: Birmingham
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| well, they would find it fu**ing hard if they just had what they have(or dont have to be more accurate)!!! |
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Crash Test Dummy Warnings : 3 Ministerial

Joined: 25 Sep 2005 Posts: 4911 Location: London(ish)
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| i dont think them Paralypics are fair. A guy who is blind in one eye can enter. not disabled enough if u ask me |
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Dhavlos Warnings : 1 Site Admin

Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Posts: 4697 Location: Birmingham
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yeh ,shouldnt have any eyes to be honest....and not any legs of arms as well,  |
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brother Warnings : 3 Site Admin

Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 8920 Location: London/Cyprus
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| Giorgio wrote: |
| i dont think them Paralypics are fair. A guy who is blind in one eye can enter. not disabled enough if u ask me |
You got no heart re demetriou, try riding your bike with one eye and see how hard it is.  |
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Dhavlos Warnings : 1 Site Admin

Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Posts: 4697 Location: Birmingham
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i can imagine you now bro...  |
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brother Warnings : 3 Site Admin

Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 8920 Location: London/Cyprus
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| Dhavlos wrote: |
i can imagine you now bro...  |
Thanks........  |
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