Whats everyones Fav drink.............?

Crash Test Dummy · Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject:

And some people try to deny that alcahol affects memory

Mete · Deputy Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 1150 Location: Boston

bg_turk · Deputy Joined: 08 Oct 2005 Posts: 1316 Location: Bulgaria

SNAPLE

brother · Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 11:46 am Post subject:

depurple · Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject:

Midori Illusion in a shaker!
PS My cousin invented that and Santory took him to Japan:
He also won Bar Man of the Year 3 times in Surfers Paradise:
One at the Tunnel Nightclub and twice at the Shooters Bar:
cheers:
PS Cyprus has so many watermelons and so many lemons and the Japs inverted it?
Amazing!

Marina2005 · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:30 pm Post subject:

I thought I would add this here so we can see from peoples past replys Smile

A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they
ordered?
Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

If Women Drink.

Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Mixed drinks - no umbrellas e.g.; Gin and tonic / Scotch and soda
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Water
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't.

Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, Mudshake etc.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated
actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

Cape Velvet
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Aftershock etc.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to
get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait.......

NOW THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN...............

IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear cut.)

Cider
He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

Cheap Domestic Beer
He's poor / student and wants to get laid.

Castle Lager Beer
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer
He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Guinness
The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

Water
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that
he can still get laid

Wine
He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and
help him get laid.

Vodka or Brandy
Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Port
Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

Whisky
He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get
in his way of getting laid.

Jack Daniels
Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Rum or Tequila
Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc
He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change

Cyprus rules! · Mukhtar/is Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 668

Okay, So whats the 'hidden' message in this thread?? Well basically guy's just wanna...................................... get laid!!!!!!Well that's a bit of a shocker!?! I'm sure you'll all agree!! Lol Wink