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Leyla
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mod note:this is a split topic from here http://www.talkcyprus.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=79395#79395
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I know what you are getting at Leyla hanim and you are trying to divert attention from your......shall we say....habit.  |
Now there was no need to bring my molohiya "habit" into this you tell tale...sticky beaked..gossip you!  Bi keyful Zan bey, or else I shall start calling you "Merakli Malahat"
PS "Merakli Malahat" is a name given to a nosy sort of person who is always interested in the business of others! Or "Nozee" if you're a T/C of an older generation!
PPS I AM NOT ADDICTED TO MOLOHIYA! |
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zan
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I was just responding to your obvious call for help and a partial confession. You have done the right thing. Talk to me, I can help. I know the cravings and I also know the self hate and remorse afterwards....when you are sitting on the loo with the shakes.
Be strong. Say NO to Molohiya.
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Leyla
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| Is there a section in the Yellow Pages under "M" for Molohiya Anonymous? Let me see..now where is my lovely yellow book...ah yes..M for Magicians..M for Management Consultants..M for Mechanical Engineers...nope nothing for Molohiya....nada. zip..nothing..... |
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Dhavlos
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| hmmm, i see a business opportunity here....to bad there is only one of you... |
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Leyla
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| Dhavlos wrote: |
| hmmm, i see a business opportunity here....to bad there is only one of you... |
You and Zan both need some cotton buds to clean out your ears as you are obviously not listening to me!! I am NOT addicted to molohiya! Endaksi? Tamam mi? Comprendre? OK? Verstehen? Capire? Compreender? |
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brother
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| Leyla wrote: |
| Dhavlos wrote: |
| hmmm, i see a business opportunity here....to bad there is only one of you... |
You and Zan both need some cotton buds to clean out your ears as you are obviously not listening to me!! I am NOT addicted to molohiya! Endaksi? Tamam mi? Comprendre? OK? Verstehen? Capire? Compreender? |
Hi Leyla,
This molohiya you asked me to look after.........well don't you think its time you took it home, there is like 50 kilo's of the stuff and it really is stinking the garage up, on a brighter note i got the number you asked for M.A (molohiya anonymous) and they are in Lefkosa 00441 352 6583256 and ask for Dr.Zeytin but if he is not around his nurse Miss Ekmek will be more than happy to book your appointment, the good news is you recognise you have a problem and are taking steps to get help but what do i do with your molohiya supply in my garage.
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zan
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| Leyla wrote: |
| Dhavlos wrote: |
| hmmm, i see a business opportunity here....to bad there is only one of you... |
You and Zan both need some cotton buds to clean out your ears as you are obviously not listening to me!! I am NOT addicted to molohiya! Endaksi? Tamam mi? Comprendre? OK? Verstehen? Capire? Compreender? |
Ah, ze classik simtome of deniyal. Firrrrrst must com ze akseptans of ze adiktion, zen kan begin ze currrrre. Perrrrhups ze shorrrt stay at ze Betti Forrrrd klinik. |
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Leyla
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| brother wrote: |
| Leyla wrote: |
| Dhavlos wrote: |
| hmmm, i see a business opportunity here....to bad there is only one of you... |
You and Zan both need some cotton buds to clean out your ears as you are obviously not listening to me!! I am NOT addicted to molohiya! Endaksi? Tamam mi? Comprendre? OK? Verstehen? Capire? Compreender? |
Hi Leyla,
This molohiya you asked me to look after.........well don't you think its time you took it home, there is like 50 kilo's of the stuff and it really is stinking the garage up, on a brighter note i got the number you asked for M.A (molohiya anonymous) and they are in Lefkosa 00441 352 6583256 and ask for Dr.Zeytin but if he is not around his nurse Miss Ekmek will be more than happy to book your appointment, the good news is you recognise you have a problem and are taking steps to get help but what do i do with your molohiya supply in my garage.
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Bro, methinks you have been "isssmokin" the contents of your garage as the area code for Lefkosa is 009039222.... not 00441. You been dialling those "Call me if you're lonely" premium numbers again?  Miss Ekmek hey? If so, you will need to sell all 50 kilos of your stash to pay your phone bill to BT next month!
And as for you Dr Zanmund Freud, I am not admitting to anything! Deyar izz no addictshon I wish to confess to...  |
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brother
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| Leyla wrote: |
| brother wrote: |
| Leyla wrote: |
| Dhavlos wrote: |
| hmmm, i see a business opportunity here....to bad there is only one of you... |
You and Zan both need some cotton buds to clean out your ears as you are obviously not listening to me!! I am NOT addicted to molohiya! Endaksi? Tamam mi? Comprendre? OK? Verstehen? Capire? Compreender? |
Hi Leyla,
This molohiya you asked me to look after.........well don't you think its time you took it home, there is like 50 kilo's of the stuff and it really is stinking the garage up, on a brighter note i got the number you asked for M.A (molohiya anonymous) and they are in Lefkosa 00441 352 6583256 and ask for Dr.Zeytin but if he is not around his nurse Miss Ekmek will be more than happy to book your appointment, the good news is you recognise you have a problem and are taking steps to get help but what do i do with your molohiya supply in my garage.
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Bro, methinks you have been "isssmokin" the contents of your garage as the area code for Lefkosa is 009039222.... not 00441. You been dialling those "Call me if you're lonely" premium numbers again? Miss Ekmek hey? If so, you will need to sell all 50 kilos of your stash to pay your phone bill to BT next month!
And as for you Dr Zanmund Freud, I am not admitting to anything! Deyar izz no addictshon I wish to confess to... |
Dr Zeytin is eager to meet you and help, please bring some of your molohiya for inspection.
Also Dr Dolma and Dr Patates will also be around.  |
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Leyla
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| IF Dr Lahmacun is around, and I mean IF, I may consider it... |
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city
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you hi(gh)jacked - how do I spell this? the thread but still  @your comments |
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Leyla
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| city wrote: |
| you hi(gh)jacked - how do I spell this? the thread but still @your comments |
Sorry for hijacking the thread City  Perhaps the molohiya related comments can be stripped into a thread dedicated it? It seems to be a popular topic |
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city
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I'll see how it 'develops'. 
Re. hi(gh)jacking -thank you- my dictionary had both versions, thats why I was confused; plus hi-jack as well....  |
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brother
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| Leyla wrote: |
| IF Dr Lahmacun is around, and I mean IF, I may consider it... |
Dr Lahmacun is currently abroad but you may prefer to see Dr Pizza the Italian collegue. |
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zan
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