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cypezokyli
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i just read today on a newspaper that there is a kind of spider (and a cockroach(, who have very shocking habits. apparently the female spider (cockroach) kills the male immidiatelly after their sexual intercource 
...women 
so the question is open to all males of the forum is a pressume clear:
assuming you are a male cockroach and you know exactly, what comes after pleasure , what would you choose ?
- life is better than sex. so a life with no sex is the best choise
- a life without ever having sex, is no life, so what the hell , lets go for it.
- besides, can anyone think of any better timing for death ? immidiately after sex... the chances are , that you go straight to paradise.
- who cares about female cockraoches....lets go for the male ones
- other......
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Xenos 2Fan
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| cypezokyli wrote: |
i just read today on a newspaper that there is a kind of spider (and a cockroach(, who have very shocking habits. apparently the female spider (cockroach) kills the male immidiatelly after their sexual intercource
...women
so the question is open to all males of the forum is a pressume clear:
assuming you are a male cockroach and you know exactly, what comes after pleasure , what would you choose ?
- life is better than sex. so a life with no sex is the best choise
- a life without ever having sex, is no life, so what the hell , lets go for it.
- besides, can anyone think of any better timing for death ? immidiately after sex... the chances are , that you go straight to paradise.
- who cares about female cockraoches....lets go for the male ones
- other......
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Cype,
Killing the male after intercourse in the insect world is not rare. Thge praying mantis eats her mate's head after intercourse and the blackwidow spider also kills her mate after the deed. I would think these little critters would have figured out some sort of remote control copulation. |
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cypezokyli
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the question still remains though....
would you do it?....ok assuming that spider was really hot |
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cannedmoose
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I think you have too much time on your hands cypez  |
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Xenos 2Fan
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| cypezokyli wrote: |
the question still remains though....
would you do it?....ok assuming that spider was really hot |
Well if you must have an answer......HELL NO!!!!  |
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Liza
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Have you guys ever wondered that maybe the male spider is doing something wrong? Maybe they should think of letting the lady come first for a change
Well you never know there could be a good reason why she kills him afterwards lol |
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brother
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| Liza wrote: |
Have you guys ever wondered that maybe the male spider is doing something wrong? Maybe they should think of letting the lady come first for a change
Well you never know there could be a good reason why she kills him afterwards lol |
Probably kills him after he gets her pregnant and ruins her youth and figure, i wonder how many men would be alive if human women could get away with murder after they got pregnant after a nights passion. |
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Liza
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cannedmoose
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| She's only pre-empting the time when she lays her eggs and lets her newly-born offspring eat her... as happens with some in the spider world |
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Mete
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| Liza wrote: |
Have you guys ever wondered that maybe the male spider is doing something wrong? Maybe they should think of letting the lady come first for a change
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Female spiders always eat male spiders' heads (for a certain spider type that I forgot), so it's very unlikely that all the male spiders are doing something wrong all the time 
I've read about this once and they said that the female spider needs the food in order to produce and lay the eggs and it turns out that in that environment, food resources are very limited. That's why she eats the male spider's head. Without it, there wouldn't be enough energy/resources for the female to produce the eggs. |
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Birkibrisli
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| cypezokyli wrote: |
the question still remains though....
would you do it?....ok assuming that spider was really hot |
Well,komshu...The answer is in nature.
The canibal spiders and the praying mantis have no trouble finding sexual partners.The interesting question is though: Do the male of those species know what fate awaits them after sex???Come to think of it,does the male human know what fate awaits him after sex with a female??? |
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